….don’t worry. I’m just stealing this joke from my boss, fr David:
Guiseppe was a long term member of the married mens’ group. He had been married to his wife for 50 years. The vicar asked him how he had kept the marriage alive for all those years. “Well-a”, said Guiseppe. “For our 25th anniversary I took her back to Italy”. “Well”, said the Vicar, “Thats very kind of you, Giuseppe! What do you plan to do for your 50th anniversary” “I’ll go back to Italy to fetch her”, said Giuseppe.