Religious philosophies of the world for dummies.

  • Taoism: Shit Happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit Happens”.
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really Shit.
  • Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of Shit Happening?
  • Hinduism: This Shit has Happened before.
  • Islam: If Shit Happens it is the will of Allah.
  • Protestantism: Let Shit Happen to someone else.
  • Catholicism: If Shit Happens you deserve it.
  • Judaism: Why does Shit always Happen to us?
  • New Age: Love your Shit, let it Happen!
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Demi-Norwegian Swede in Oxford. Rather churchy type.
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