- Why don’t I have a 50-60 sq m flat in the city?
- Why don’t I have a boyfriend?
- Why don’t I have enough wall space to buy all the art I want?
- Why doesn’t granny live close enough for me to pop over for dinner once every week?
- Why isn’t my Las Palmas-trip coming up soon?
*waaaaaaaaaah* *cuddles up wailing in bed with my plushie dolphin*